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Bert Uni.'s avatar

Thank you Joel!!!

I know the following hasn`t got a snow flake`s chance in hell but.........

This epistel on the front page of every major msm outlet would maybe be a gamechanger!!!!

B. Uni

Rich C's avatar

Great stuff Joel!

Latest instalment: group of German β€˜scientists’ throw mashed potato at priceless painting in lame copycat of silly protest in the U.K. a week earlier. What a bunch of freaks these climate loons are. I only hope the masses start to see it all for what it is.

𝐓𝐒𝐦 𝐁𝐚π₯𝐝𝐰𝐒𝐧's avatar

These protests remind me of the Mr. Bean comedy where he cleans the original "Whistler's Mother" painting, after accidently sneezing on it, using paint thinner! Very funny movie!

𝐓𝐒𝐦 𝐁𝐚π₯𝐝𝐰𝐒𝐧's avatar

As a Useful Idiot (just ask my wife and my cat), I must protest the insulting tone of your story about one of our kind! We have developed a simple and easy way to solve all the world's problems. If everyone on Earth would glue a body part to an immovable object, Utopia would be upon us! Mr. Bowman, you should be ashamed of yourself! (In the meantime, get well soon!).

H. Coggins's avatar

Thanks Joel, I am still laughing!

Stephen Fahy's avatar

Need to keep telling these stories Joel of " Useful Idiots " as no doubt their planning their next Extinction Rebellion Protest . Can someone tell me why do a lot of them have " Blue Died Hair " ?

One thing i learnt recently in an Excellent Book " Skin in the Game " by Nassim Nicholas Taleb also the Author of the Award winning " Black Swan " is that throughout History a committed Minority often rise to Rule Countries . For example the Nazis in Germany and the Communist in China where all minorities in their own countries, yet took over their Countries and caused the deaths of Millions.

Tammi Henson's avatar

Aren’t we so glad they lend a hand in the name of science. No pun intended- well maybe a little one

Troy Albina's avatar

Just got back from a 61st birthday lunch with children, grandchildren and IPAs to read this Sunday's missive. Thanks for your take on this "event" that I had read about on some US conservative site yesterday or so. Your version was very entertaining! Stay frosty!

Troy

Brien's avatar

Now the Babylon Bee glue memes make sense. Thanks for the story recap I had entirely missed it.

Mr. Joseph Greenlee's avatar

That is absolutely the best thing I have read in a long time. And it certainly is where the "scientist" deserved his due! Wonderful reading about idiots!!

Steve L's avatar

So many Useful Idiots currently wasting our precious oxogen and a large part of the heinous act of fossil fuel consumption...an integral part of the global climate change emergency.

If only these same idiots would put the same insanity that drives them, to better use, and make a little self sacrifice(literally), to help stop pushing thier warped agenda's on others, we may be able to cure the world from stupidity and cure Climate Change/Covid and ignorance all from one simple act!

pete's avatar

Not sure if I should laugh or cry.

Loic's avatar

Clapping endlessly!

Lyndon Bradish's avatar

Seems like the newsletters are getting bogged down by covid (again) and fossil fuels (again) and the combination of those two (again).

I got your message some time ago and readers if they are really interested must have got the message as well.

Can we perhaps see something new and different and interesting?

Rich C's avatar

I find it all very interesting as well funny. Sure I’m not the only one.

But then I’m not one of those people who’s willing to just let the covid scam go & move on.

Loic's avatar

Two years of most people’s lives were screwed with, it’s ok not to let it go for now I think.

Lyndon Bradish's avatar

Ok, then what are you going to do about the scam. You are not willing to...etc., but what are you going to do to expose whatever you believe.

Lets see what your action is Rich. Specifically what?

Sure, we can say it is funny over how many millions dying and disproportionately so in America. real funny Rich

Rich C's avatar

What’s funny is Joel’s commentary on climate loons.

If you’re overly sensitive about sham mortality data, with an average age higher than average life expectancy; then maybe this is not the best place for you.

Worm Farmer extraordinaire's avatar

I think he is lost? Wrong thread maybe.

Lyndon Bradish's avatar

Hmmm, yes it is humorous, however I thought more so when these and more happened. Like a good joke it loses its 'funny' after hearing more than once. Heard it on the news when it happened, don't need to hear it again and again. I guess some people need to hear something multiple times before that dreaded situation of comprehension sets in.

However Rich, the real time humour I enjoy is in the comments of the letter, and to be honest today some were more disappointing that humorous. Few responders to my first post just plain failed to comprehend. Sad but true.

In the meantime Rich, if your comments make you happy then that is good but if you don't like my post (and there will be more...sorry to disappoint you) you do not need to expose yourself.

Have a good evening.

StarboardEdge's avatar

Hi Lyndon -

Seems like you're a big hit at any party you go to.

Just sayin'...

(HT Mr. Don)

Lyndon Bradish's avatar

Aw.

Don you are so nice with your wonderful comment.

Bye now,

Lyndon

Brian H's avatar

If you don't think idiots gaining influence over the gullibles is interesting, you must be one, or the other.

Lyndon Bradish's avatar

Thanks Brian. Perhaps you should read my comment again and try your very best to understand what I said. But then perhaps that is beyond you! LOL

Brian H's avatar

Sorry Lyndon, i thought you were suggesting Joel write about something "new and different".

Claudia Erland's avatar

Finally got to reading this (sorry I was so late!) I laughed out loud! The absurdity of all of this boggles the mind. Actual data is irrelevant. But I am SOO glad the dealership did what they did. Shines a light on these loons!

Your best line - "But they chose to ignore the facts in favor of the approved fantasy." Priceless.

Hope you are feeling better!

Dan Cimponeriu's avatar

Thanks!

I haven’t laughed like this in quite some time.

This even beats most of the comedy The Three Stooges.

Science wins again.

D C