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Egypt Solomon's avatar

This ain’t no government anymore, this is a Maury Povich paternity test gone cosmic. The elephant rawdogged the donkey behind a Waffle House during a solar eclipse and gave birth to Trumptism, a shrieking Cheeto-dusted baby that thinks empathy’s for losers and taxes are just socialism with a neck tattoo. They used to say the GOP was about small government, now it’s just a roided-up hall monitor in a red hat telling you who to hate and what flags you can wave. Less “Founding Fathers,” more “Fast & Furious 38: Mar-a-Lago Drift.”

Meanwhile the stock market’s in full-blown crackhead mode. The Dow’s throwing gang signs, Nasdaq’s twerking on a pile of IOUs, and Bitcoin’s out assessed acting like it found Jesus and cocaine in the same NFT. The GDP grew 0.7% but stocks exploded 38 times faster!?! That ain’t growth, that’s hallucination. That’s your retirement account getting catfished by an AI startup with no office, no profits, and a CEO who vapes outta his belly button. You’re not investing anymore, you’re gambling with ghost dollars on ghost companies in a haunted casino owned by Elon’s twin who lives in the walls.

“They’re my generals”… MY generals?! The hell you talking about, bruh? You’re not Julius Caesar, you’re a human lawsuit in a suit two sizes too big. You got Harvard bending the knee, FEMA tied to foreign policy, and free speech taking more L’s than the Knicks in February. And the one guy in Congress who can read? Yeah, he’s public enemy number one. Not because he’s wrong, but because he’s literate. Welcome to the new empire, baby, where logic’s on life support, and the only truth that matters is how loud you can scream it on Truth Social.

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Allan R Camrud's avatar

Being the POTUS is a Big Man's game, like Massie the so called MAGA crowd can also read, let us know what you really think Big Boy Billy... cut the bullshit disguised as intellect, the same drivel needs a refresh, let us know what you really think Big Man. Take Trump out and put Harris in and tell us how the world turns for our next read, call it the Big Womans game, we need a break from TDS.

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