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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the US, the only place where logic goes to die and is buried under a tax form. President Trump, yeah, you know the guy who’s shrinking the deficit by spending less on education and more on what? Tariff cosplay? That’s like saying you lost weight by amputating your brain.

Meanwhile, his Fox-Frothing finance prophets are chanting about “growth” like it’s some kind of economic puberty. “Growth will surprise everyone!” Yeah, like herpes. Suddenly, out of nowhere, it’s everywhere and nobody wants to admit where they got it.

And then there’s Warsh, Kevin Warsh. He’s the Fed pick who thinks you can cure inflation by printing more money. That’s like trying to cure alcoholism with tequila enemas. Kevin says he can handle $10 trillion in rollover debt. Yeah buddy, that’s not a monetary policy, that’s a Cirque du Soleil act. He’s gonna juggle flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle made out of IOUs.

And now China, oh those pesky little Chinese, they’re backing out of buying US Treasury toilet paper. I mean, if you were holding bonds backed by President Trump”s plan to fund the future with expired Chuck E. Cheese coupons, wouldn’t you walk away too?

They’re out. No more Treasuries. They’ve seen enough reruns of “America’s Next Top Sanction” to know how this ends. And they don’t want a guest spot on the next episode.

You gotta love how the Feds still pretend the dollar is the “trustworthy world reserve currency.” That’s adorable, it’s like pretending your ex still wants to get back together…while they’re on a honeymoon with someone else.

The rest of the world just noticed it’s basically Monopoly money with bloodstains and a bald eagle sticker slapped on top.

Kirk Monnie's avatar

very fair article, Bill. I'm fine with Trump critique. It just needs to be stated in a reasonable way and not looked on like history started with Donald Trump!

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