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Joel Bowman, surveying the past year from Buenos Aires, Argentina…

Welcome to another Sunday Session, dear reader, that time of the week we pull up a chair at the local/virtual watering hole and, after cursing, kvetching and generally venting our spleen, come to accept the world for what it is, for better and worse…

…usually over a glass or two of Bill’s high-altitude Malbec.

As regular patrons of these barroom symposiums well know, we’ve been serving up unsolicited opinions for just over a year now, since this Bonner Private Research project began, back in December of 2021. An equal opportunity forum, we’ve hurled abuse at the so-called Left and the so-called Right, alike… at enemies both foreign and domestic… regardless of political affiliations, place of birth or chosen pronouns.

But before we embark on a brand new year… allow us one final retrospective, one last opportunity to heap disdain on our moral betters, who daily do all they can – and more! – to deserve it. And let’s have a little laugh along the way, shall we?

What follows are the Top 5 Best in Sesh for 2022… judged by likes, comments, reader emails and…well, our own damned prerogative!

As usual, comments go in the section below… likes go on the familiar icon… and shares earn you the scorn of the recipients and our unending appreciation in roughly equal parts. Right, let’s get to it…

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#5 Ode to Oil

By now, everybody knows the inconvenient truth about fossil fuels: they make the modern world, such as it is, possible. And it’s not just the obvious stuff, like fueling Tesla’s fleet of Ford roadside assistance vehicles, keeping the lights on at Davos during the World Economic Forum and powering climate activist Lewis Hamilton’s Formula One race car to victory. It’s so, so much more.

Herewith, our Top 5 Fossil Fuel Uses for Climate Activists...

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#4 Let The Drive Teslas!

Your country wants YOU...to pay higher prices for gasoline. As you no doubt noticed, the learned elites were out in force this past week, embarking on a special kind of media blitzkrieg, conscripting all deplorable ordinary systematically racist patriotic Americans to do their part in defeating the great evil of our time: Saddam Hussein... Toxic Masculinity... White Lives... The Covid... Putin’s Price Hikes (PPH)! 

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#3 The Age of Experts

Once upon a time – and a very good time it was – a man could brandish his doubt in public with a certain degree of dignity and honor. To be unsure was the mark of an inquiring mind, one open to further study, fresh evidence and new horizons. The thinking fellow, therefore, was one who weighed competing theories, who wrestled with the “facts,” such as they were, and who was ever ready to change his position. 

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#2 Journey to the End of the Earth

When it comes to the commission of errors, few people on earth are as dedicated to the cause as the Argentines. They go about the business of fouling up their economy with such terrific gusto, one can only marvel that they have anything left to foul up at all. And yet, a good many expatriates – your roving editor among them – voluntarily choose to spend their most precious resource of all, ticking time, down at the end of the earth... Why? 

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And now for the #1 Sunday Session for 2022… reprinted in full here for your crystal clear, New Year’s morning consideration. (Paging Head Tweeter, @Elon Musk…)

Clear and Present Danger

By Joel Bowman

“Fire! Fire! Fire!”

So shouted a prominent public speaker, in a crowded public place, in a debate concerning that most foundational of rights: freedom of speech. There was, as you might already have guessed, no such imminent conflagration on that particular day. The free speaker was referring instead to the “fatuous verdict of the greatly over-praised Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes,” as rendered in a case that is as often and confidently quoted as it is misunderstood. 

Allow us, once and for all, to foil this lame canard. 

The case in question, that of Schenck v. United States (1919), was decided in favor of The State. That much is widely known. Here is the key phrase, from Justice Holmes’s verdict:

The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man falsely shouting fire in a theatre [sic] and causing a panic...

The defendants in the case, a group of Yiddish-speaking, German-American pacifists, including one Charles Schenck, were tried under President Woodrow Wilson’s 1917 Espionage Act for circulating a pamphlet urging draft-age Americans to resist induction. The incriminating pamphlet, which you can – and really should – read in full here, carried the headline: “Long Live The Constitution Of The United States; Wake Up America! Your Liberties Are in Danger!”

All told, 15,000 copies of the one-page (front and back) publication were circulated, in which was quoted Section 1 of the 13th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Schenck argued that the draft amounted to involuntary servitude, as “a conscripted citizen is forced to surrender his right as a citizen and become a subject.”

A Dubious Standard

In rendering his verdict, Holmes held that it was the responsibility of Congress to decide when and under what circumstances a citizen may assert his constitutionally guaranteed right to free speech. Wrote Holmes:

Words which, ordinarily and in many places, would be within the freedom of speech protected by the First Amendment may become subject to prohibition when of such a nature and used in such circumstances as to create a clear and present danger that they will bring about the substantive evils which Congress has a right to prevent. The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.

Thus was the dubious “clear and present danger” standard born. Holmes himself sought to redefine the standard later that same year when he dissented in Abrams v. United States (1919). The Justice felt that the court was not applying his own standard appropriately and openly questioned the government’s ability to limit free speech. But by then, the slippery standard was off and racing. It would fly for another half century.

All told, varying versions of Holmes’s “clear and present danger” standard were applied all the way up until 1969, when the court established stronger protections for speech in the landmark case Brandenburg v. Ohio, which held that “the constitutional guarantees of free speech and free press do not permit a State to forbid or proscribe advocacy of the use of force or of law violation except where such advocacy is directed to inciting or producing imminent lawless action.” 

“Selective Services”

But let us return to the case of Mr. Schenck et al. for a moment. As it happened, there really was a fire, now known as World War I, and the blazing theater, that of the continental battlefield, circa 1917-19, was very much a crowded one indeed. So was it full, one might add, with all manner of substantive evils. Moreover, it was crowded with young men who were shipped there against their will, conscripted under President Wilson’s 1917 Selective Services Act, with the expressed purpose of facing a clear and present danger. 

The only thing “in danger” as a result of Schenck’s circulation was the efforts of President Wilson, along with his sociopathic propaganda sidekick, Eddie Bernays, to drag an otherwise war-weary America onto a foreign battlefield, a crowded theater in which 116,516 Americans ultimately laid down their lives. 

The irony of the verdict notwithstanding, the “fire in a crowded theater” phrase has come to provide a convenient shield for anyone seeking to shutter speech they find hateful, repugnant or even merely disagreeable. 

In recent years, the amount of information that has been labeled mis- or dis-information, thereby constituting a “clear and present danger” to society... to democracy... to “our way of life”... continues to broaden and expand. Claims made during the panic of the pandemic regarding lockdowns, vaccine efficacy and even the potential origins of the virus itself – many of which have since proven true, or at the very least worthy of further investigation – saw professors banished, scientists ridiculed and journalists publicly excoriated in what can only be described as modern day witch hunts. And yet, it was those pointing the finger who were often found to be the ones having peddled the biggest mistruths of all. 

Recall “two weeks to flatten the curve” and “if you get the vaccine, you’re not gonna get sick. You’re not gonna pass it on.” Remember Joe Rogan’s “horse dewormer” and Francis Collins with his not-so-scientific “we need to orchestrate an epic public takedown” of “fringe scientists” (from Stanford, Oxford and Harvard Universities). 

Absolute Relativists

And yet, in an age where hurt feelings trump inconvenient facts, where victimhood (whether actual or merely claimed) is worn with gushing pride, and where the censorial impulse marches lockstep with the will of the wounded, the very phrase “free speech” has itself been repurposed as a glowing signifier of extremism. Indeed, proponents of open dialogue and the unfettered exchange of ideas are often referred to sneeringly as “absolutists.” Some, like Tesla CEO and unabashed Twitter tease, Elon Musk, even claim the moniker for themselves. 

But the designation is as redundant as it is misleading. One is only a free speech “absolutist” in the sense that one might be said to be a “gravity absolutist” or an “abolition absolutist.” Either one observes the demonstrable effects of the former (i.e. it sucks) or one does not... usually to his impactful detriment. Likewise, one either accepts the inalienable rights of one and all to “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,” or one does not. Ultimately, the position of the “quasi-abolitionist” is as untenable as that of the “gravity relativist.”

To suggest that freedom of speech be abridged, even in the case of “clear and present danger,” is to shackle both speakers and listeners to the whim of an interpretive body, a mythical, omniscient majority, pray to hubris and bound to err, to whom it falls to decide what, in fact, satisfies that particular threshold. And it is at precisely that moment when speech is no longer free, but conditional. 

Such a reinterpretation of a basic right, one enshrined in the very first amendment to the Constitution of the United States, no less, represents a daring departure from long recognized notions of natural law. 

One needs only to imagine the power of censorship in their political opponents’ hands to envision the chilling effect of a one party narrative. And if free speech opponents get their way, no such imagination will be required.

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And with that, we’ll simply say… welcome to a Brave New Year!

Catch you next week.

Regards,

Joel Bowman