Discussion about this post

User's avatar
Byron King's avatar

Hmm... Big tariffs on Brazil, with a "B". And really big tariffs on Russia, with an "R". Tariffs on India, with an "I". And more huge tariffs on China, with a "C". Atop previous tariffs on South Africa, with an "S".

What do you notice? It spells... BRICS.

Okay, yes... sure... tariffs are classic protectionism... Reindustrialize America... Trump's inner Alexander Hamilton, if not channeling the ghost of William McKinley.

But it's more like we're witnessing a US-Trumpian response to the world going down the BRICS road... Moving away from dollars & US/Western dominance; although many other Western nations also must be pondering much the same thing now that the US is turning so deeply inward.

Expand full comment
Egypt Solomon's avatar

Oh my God, tariffs again!?! Tariffs are like political herpes, they flare up every four years, and somehow we’re always surprised. Trump’s over there playing Monopoly with real countries like, “You landed on South Korea, pay me 25% in copper futures!” The guy’s economic plan is basically just yelling at the stock market until it does what he wants. “Lower the interest rates!” Yeah, sure, Don, why don’t we just wish for a trillion dollars and a pony while we’re at it. The only thing pouring into America right now is inflation and fentanyl. But keep yelling at the Fed, I’m sure they’ll print us out of this flaming clown car.

And Pam Bondi? Oh, she’s a real-life Scooby-Doo villain in a pantsuit. First, she’s got the Epstein list on her desk, now she’s like, “Wait, no, that was my Postmates order, totally unrelated to an international child sex trafficking ring involving billionaires and royalty.”Ghislaine Maxwell is running laps in federal prison for trafficking minors, like she’s training for the Olympic torch relay, while the “clients”, those billionaire boy scouts and royal degenerates roam free like prize bulls at a Texas auction and nobody’s asking who the hell she was trafficking them to. It’s like convicting a drug dealer but pretending the buyers were imaginary. “We caught Pablo Escobar, but the cocaine just disappeared into a black hole. It happens!”

Joe Biden? Look, I’m not saying he wasn’t fit for office, but let’s be honest, the guy was giving Weekend at Bernie’s vibes every time he opened his mouth. The Deep State didn’t even have to try, they played him like a damn fiddle in a hostage negotiation. “You can have the presidency or your family… but not both.” It’s like watching a Hallmark political thriller written by the Zodiac Killer. What the hell happened to this country? We used to fake things with at least a little finesse. Now the corruption’s just naked, oiled up, and sunbathing while CNN gives it a slow foot massage and whispers, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie.”

I don’t even know what’s more insulting anymore, the lies, or how lazy they’ve gotten. If you’re gonna rig the empire, at least try to entertain us. Jesus Christ!

Expand full comment
69 more comments...

No posts